I think they’d be disappointed if you only bagged a suite, ain’t no PE partner taking you seriously if you ain’t going for the presidential suite, didn’t you see that a ex Kirkland Partner bought a £31 million house?
Kirkland City finance partner set to join private equity firm in Los Angeles
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*gets to interview stage and all goes well until…*
”So, tell us why you want to work for K&E?”
*😰 £31m, £31m, £31m, £31m 😰😰😰*
”Er, um, well, when comparing to other firms, there’s probably 31 million reasons why I prefer you. Not least the high-profile client portfolio consisting 31 million clients and that recent deal with X for the £31m acquisition of Y. I also really value that, by the time I turn 31, I might have achieved that million to one opportunity to become a partner….”
“Can you explain your peculiar obsession with £31 million?”
“🤨 I beg your pardon?”
“£31 million. You keep mentioning it?”
“You must be mistaken. Dirty thumb not 31. And mignon, not million. I had filet mignon for lunch and noticed I must have got it on my thumb. Simple misunderstanding. 😌”