Not as bad as the Clyde rejection I got:
Regrettably, based on the information provided, we have noticed you do not meet the eligibility requirements for this role. Please review the job description to understand the requirements.
We understand this might not be the news you were hoping for, but please know that we truly appreciate the dedication and time you've committed to your application.
While this path might not be right for right now, please take a glance at our eligibility requirements in our FAQs and consider applying again in 12 months' time.
Those eligibility requirements? You must be an undergraduate, graduates can get lost.
Try again in 12 months' time? Hah.